Tag: Courting Crows

A full month has come and gone since my last report, where we left our beloved hero (me) despondent due to a severe crow deficit at the Crow Plate Pole Version 2.2 and facing fresh daily attacks from sociopathic squirrels hellbent on humiliating this poor beaten down bastard who simply wants to party with some…

The following is the third status report on my mission to befriend crows. If you need a refresher, you can find the previous posts here: It’s been about a month since my last report. A report that concluded on a happy note with the arrival of two crows! Also some exciting new upgrades to the…

The following is the second status report on my mission to befriend crows. For context, you can find the previous posts here: It’s been 3 weeks or so since I posted my last Courting Crows report and we left things in quite the cliffhanger, didn’t we? With me fighting the good fight, performing my daily…