
The following is the second status report on my mission to befriend crows. For context, you can find the previous posts here: It’s been 3 weeks or so since I posted my last Courting Crows report and we left things in quite the cliffhanger, didn’t we? With me fighting the good fight, performing my daily…

The following is a brief status report on my mission to befriend crows. For context, you can find my original plan statement here. It has been approximately three weeks since I installed the Crow Plate Pole in my yard, gave it the awkward name of “Crow Plate Pole”, threw some peanuts on the Crow Plate…

“A boy and his robot best buddy devise an elaborate plan to befriend the neighborhood crow. Adventures ensue as the three all discover the value of trust and camaraderie and the true spirit of brotherhood.“ Sounds like a pretty good modern children’s fable, yeah? Well you’re wrong again, pal, because this is no fable. It’s…

So I guess we’ve all reached a collective acceptance that the internet will soon be almost totally saturated in AI slop, right? And if there are any nooks or crannies remaining that AI hasn’t yet penetrated, well those will surely be filled by human-created opinion pieces about how and why AI is covering the internet…

The internet is a pretty dark place, isn’t it? I don’t recall it always being such a bastion of negativity, but ever since its primary function became to dole out steaming piles of stinky social media to every poor bastard it can reach, it feels like our IT emperors all went and invested their vast amounts…