
“A boy and his robot best buddy devise an elaborate plan to befriend the neighborhood crow. Adventures ensue as the three all discover the value of trust and camaraderie and the true spirit of brotherhood.“ Sounds like a pretty good modern children’s fable, yeah? Well you’re wrong again, pal, because this is no fable. It’s…

So I guess we’ve all reached a collective acceptance that the internet will soon be almost totally saturated in AI slop, right? And if there are any nooks or crannies remaining that AI hasn’t yet penetrated, well those will surely be filled by human-created opinion pieces about how and why AI is covering the internet…

The internet is a pretty dark place, isn’t it? I don’t recall it always being such a bastion of negativity, but ever since its primary function became to dole out steaming piles of stinky social media to every poor bastard it can reach, it feels like our IT emperors all went and invested their vast amounts…