Hi.
Bones is the author of JUDY, his first novel, and a pile of short stories and boozy memoirs buried deep in the recesses of the internet. He started writing his second novel, realized quickly that it was not interesting and gave up, and instead built this website where he intends to blog frequently and see if he finds that to be more interesting. He shall see.
Bones does not normally write about himself in third person like he is doing right now, and in fact, finds the practice rather awkward. His intention was to make this “About” page appear to be written by someone else like a publicist or agent or fan. He has none of those things, so he’s doing it himself, awkwardly.
Outside of writing, Bones loves to hike with his wife and dog. They recently completed their goal of visiting all the state parks in their home state of Georgia. That was fun. Oops, sorry, I meant to say, “‘That was fun,’ says Bones.”
Bones also enjoys booze. And health and wellness. Sometimes the booze gets in the way of the health and wellness, and sometimes the health and wellness gets in the way of the booze.
Bones lives in Decatur, GA with his wife Sabrina and dog Alice, and is grateful to be part of such a wonderful power trio. The only power trio that even comes close to his power trio is RUSH.
Bones hates this “About” page but is going to post it anyway because he refuses to spend more than like 10 minutes on it. If you hate it too, you’ll likely hate his blog. And probably his book JUDY, even though it’s a hell of a lot darker and more depressing than his blog. Maybe you’d like that. Buy the book anyway and be spontaneous for once, man. Bypass the blog, though. No one reads blogs anymore anyway I think.
Whatever.
Bye.
